[ZOMG] WiiU [Scheissname], Launch 2012

[sidusson]

sounds good

[NERV]

Wii 2.0 mit DX 12.0?

[O_O]

nö. wird knapp über 360/ps3 level si. wer was anders erwartet isch dumm.

[NERV]

nö. wird knapp über 360/ps3 level si. wer was anders erwartet isch dumm.

Mindestens 8GB RAM.

[O_O]

kei next gen konsole wird 8gb ram ha. KEINI

[NERV]

kei next gen konsole wird 8gb ram ha. KEINI

Wieso isch doch mittlerwile Dräcksgünschtig, de RAM.

[O_O]

nei ram isch tüür. sehr tüür sogar.

[NERV]

nei ram isch tüür. sehr tüür sogar.

Hmm, han also für mini 12 GB (wo ich eh nöd bruche und kei Sinn machet) nöd alli Wält zahlt. Mir isch glich, ob de neu Wii 1000 Dollar chostet. Hauptsach er chan öppis und isch nöd scho alt bevor er überhaupt usechunt.

[O_O]

jedi konsole isch alt bevor si usechunt.
und konsole bauer düend nid eifach RAM riegle dri das sött dir klar si.

EPIC het microsoft zwunge vo 256MB uf 512MB upzgrade und das het microsoft milliarde koschtet. 8GB sind viil z viil. bringt em dev nüt und üs nüüt.

[NERV]

jedi konsole isch alt bevor si usechunt.
und konsole bauer düend nid eifach RAM riegle dri das sött dir klar si.

EPIC het microsoft zwunge vo 256MB uf 512MB upzgrade und das het microsoft milliarde koschtet. 8GB sind viil z viil. bringt em dev nüt und üs nüüt.

Crytek wünscht sich 8GB RAM in nächsten Konsolengeneration

18.04.11 - Die nächsten Konsolen von Sony und Microsoft sollen mindestens 8GB RAM Hauptspeicher haben. Das wünscht sich Tiago Sousa, R&D Principal Graphics Engineer von Crytek.

Das wären etwa 16 Mal mehr Speicher als bei PS3 und Xbox 360. In dem kleinen Speicher der aktuellen Konsolen sieht Sousa eines der größten Probleme, wenn es um die Darstellung grafischer Details geht.
CLICK (Eurogamer: "The Making of Crysis 2")

[O_O]

crytek zahlt de ram aber nöd.

[NERV]

Isch doch glich, wenn das Ding 200.00-300.00 meh choschtet, hauptsach meh überchunt öppis aständigs fürs Gäld und es wird de Entwickler au viles erlichteret.

[O_O]

Isch doch glich, wenn das Ding 200.00-300.00 meh choschtet, hauptsach meh überchunt öppis aständigs fürs Gäld und es wird de Entwickler au viles erlichteret.

vilicht für de nerv "ich gib alles mis geld für unterhaltigselektronik us".
für 98.5% isch das aber nid so.

[sidusson]

true story

[Avenger]

nö. wird knapp über 360/ps3 level si. wer was anders erwartet isch dumm.

meinsch? das wär e unglaubliche sprung. "näher a 360/ps3 level" fing i realistischer.

[Reinforced]

ich wette ds Online Feature isch wieder mit Fren Codes... totale Fail

[O_O]

ich wette ds Online Feature isch wieder mit Fren Codes... totale Fail

s chlinste problem ob jetzt en zahl ustuschisch oder en name. nacher gsesch ja de name vom typ und game spezifischi codes gits ja au nüme.

[PlanetHarrieR]

Hoffentlich gibt's Sin & Punishment Café.

[zwirrlibatz]

Wii Successor to Have Characteristics, Internet Confirms

Nintendo's newest upcoming system has become the first video game console to be entirely predicted by fans and journalists before ever actually being officially announced. Sources close to Nintendo told The Press early this morning that they were "thrilled" at the prescience of the world's clairvoyant writers, who are doing Nintendo "a great service" by using these skills in the field of low-paid, Internet game journalism instead of for personal or social gains.

The enormous feat of technologically engineering the system, which for marketability purposes has been dubbed the "N6 Next Hi-Fi HD" by various Internet students of advertising, began mere days ago, when one of these mysterious prophets bestowed upon the World Wide Web what Press analyst Chet Stetson has called "a revelatory morsel." The newest Nintendo system, it was decided, will "be powerful."

Bucking a consumer trend, another prophetic sibyl foretold Thursday that this system would be capable of outputting video to television sets in "high definition," separating it from the current non-high definition consumer device, the iCarly Television Games and Fun Remote Computer Game, which outputs only through the yellow RCA plug.

Citing to Press reporters a "desire to get in on it," one second-sighted telepath proclaimed only hours later that the system would indeed be backwards-compatible with older games, not unlike five of the six home consoles released in the last eleven years. "I just felt a desire to share my gifts with the world," the telepath said. "I couldn't just sit idly by while everyone else chomped at the bit, wondering what was next. Really, it was the absolute least that was possible, considering the massive size of my brain."

Even the staggering sagaciousness of the sorcerers who take up residence at a less-popular media outlet were quoted as having "received a dispatch from the Other World"—the newest system will have games developed for it by first- and third-parties, some of them "major." "The news that developers will program games for the system is frankly unprecedented," Stetson remarked. "This changes everything."

As the week progressed, the system began to take its final shape, based on the testimony of thousands of breathtaking Internet voodoo doctors from all over the world, who decided to grace humanity with their para-psychological divinations. By Saturday, however, the creativity of these paranormally gifted idea-fishermen seemed to wane, producing more jejune prognostications like that of an enormous screen, larger than a controller could physically contain, that receives wireless telecommunications from the home unit while being bordered by uncountable analog sticks and triggers.

Despite the disarmingly comprehensive and earth-shattering agency of these thaumaturgic mentalists, there are somehow still details that are unknown, hinted at only with the cryptic phrase "and other surprises," which is usually followed in text with a ":)" smiley emoticon.

Nintendo is expected to fully confirm every one of these design decisions at this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, including a controller that is exclusively a touch screen but also has multiple buttons, Blu-ray and DVD support which simultaneously does and does not support movie playback, and graphical capability that is less than, equal to, superior to, and also vastly superior to those produced by their competitors.

Any discrepancies between the official announcement and the stunning proclamations of the ensorcelled will be quietly dismissed with mere hand motions, predict tea-leaf readers at The Press.

[PlanetHarrieR]

[geosnow]

Isch doch glich, wenn das Ding 200.00-300.00 meh choschtet, hauptsach meh überchunt öppis aständigs fürs Gäld und es wird de Entwickler au viles erlichteret.

für das häsch ja din PeCe.

[NERV]

Isch doch glich, wenn das Ding 200.00-300.00 meh choschtet, hauptsach meh überchunt öppis aständigs fürs Gäld und es wird de Entwickler au viles erlichteret.

für das häsch ja din PeCe.

Leider chöme dert kei OMG Japan Games wo mir gfalle. Also eigentlich gitts uf em PC sowieso genau gar nüt was mich aspricht. Ussert Eroges und Doujin Shooter. Aber die laufe au uf emene PC vo 1998.

[mr.raw]

Rockstar soll an Wii 2-Spielen arbeiten

19.04.11 - GTA-Macher Rockstar Games soll an Spielen für die Wii 2 arbeiten. Das behauptet die französische Seite 01net.com ohne weitere Nennung von Quellen.

Rockstar soll Teil von Nintendos Plan sein, "Hardcore Gamer" zurückzugewinnen. Ob die Meldung stimmt, bleibt abzuwarten: 01net.com hatte zuvor bereits die technischen Daten von Sonys NGP lange vor ihrer offiziellen Bekanntgabe korrekt veröffentlicht.

rockstar

[Guave]

GTA V exklusiv
Aber do het jo jetzt EA d Markerecht für tüürs Geld erkauft, vo dem her glaubi jetzt nid do dra.

[evo]

lieber wider zrugg zu N64 grafik als so GTA schrott uf de heilige nintendokonsole müesse ertrage