Top Gear S16

[Chäller]

Es startet miteme Christmas-Special:


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Iraq






De May mit em Chopfverband

[h4xX0r]

[lakritz]

[emP]

Chum Top Gear Amerika MACH DAS MAL DU BILLIGI COPYCAT NUTTE!!!!


Es gseht unfucking fassbar guet us wiedermal. Chönt sogar no chli besser wärde als de US Special.


"mümümü isch alles gskripted"


logisch wirds das phasewis si. aber es wird glich 1000 Mal meh gueti moment ha, als wenn 3 langwiligi amerikaner d Top Gear Szene vo de vergangene Jahr nachestelle.

[Pandemonium]

das git die best wiehnacht ever

[Vyse]

Mad Max Style, mega, das luegi au.

[Chäller]

Shit...ich freu mich unglaublich. Schiiinbar gits vorem Christmas-Special no e normali Folg.

[Chäller]

Between here and there are a few wars

[Chäller]

Quelle

Am 21te gahts los

Am 27te dänn s'zweite Special.

[O_O]

komischi start ziit für en neui series.

[Chäller]

wahr.

aber sie nännets nöd Season 16, sonder eifach Christmas Specials.

S16 fangt dänn offiziell im Januar ah.

[O_O]

achsou.

[emP]

:episches weixxen:

[Chäller]

As you’ve probably gathered by now, the world’s favourite programme about three silly men falling over and setting fire to things returns to your television this coming Tuesday for the first of two Christmas specials.
The second follows on Boxing Day, or as American viewers would call it, ‘What the hell is Boxing Day, you Limey freaks? Are you talking about December 26th?’
In order for this to happen, the regular TG retinue of presenters, producers, researchers, directors, cameramen, sound recordists, lighting experts, fluffers, followers and hair wranglers converged on our studio last Wednesday for what proved to be a very successful recording session. If also a slightly chilly one. And when I say ‘cold’ I really mean ‘freezing’, and instead of ‘slightly’ I really mean ‘sodding’.
The first of our two Christmas shows contains a monster three-part US road trip that starts with America’s greatest driving road and ends with a race through New York, taking in a track day, a (mostly) comprehensible NASCAR history lesson, and a small selection of handguns along the way. Chuck in a lively canter through some Christmas gift ideas and ace film director Danny Boyle as the star in the Reasonably Priced Car and you’ve got a mighty fine way to take your mind off all those news stories about TRAVEL CHAOS and endless bloody songs with sleigh bells in them.
Then, once you’ve made it past Christmas, you’ve got the full majesty of the Middle East special. You might have seen the trailer for this, but trust me when I say that there is much, much more to come in the 75-minute show itself including Jeremy walking on water, Richard experiencing some severe problems with his bottom, and James making a Bible story out of a BMW automatic gearbox.
And come back to TopGear.com very soon for more from our increasingly hairy and hollow-eyed leader Andy Wilman.

WEIXEN


ah ja, Spoiler-Alert

[O_O]

holy shit. es renne in ny

[h4xX0r]

Fluffers. rOFL

[O_O]

[lakritz]

WEIXEN

[Chäller]

Hoite!

[Chäller]

de May hät d'Haare gschnitte



Best:

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Au super gsi:

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[lakritz]

waffe und autos. eigentli gits nöd viel bessers.

[Chäller]

Drive-by-shooting mit em sls. Ich habe gelolt

[Pandemonium]

De mit em May sinere Alag isch legendär.

[Shadow]

super gsi har har!

[h4xX0r]

nix versteh... isch scho gloffe?