true blood S5 (11. Juni)

[ritschi]

lang geits nüm

[h4xX0r]

Hüt chasch luege.
isch no fönny.

aber die ganz gschicht macht de aaschii, als ob es nerd meitli pauselos masturbiert hät, während em schriibe. was ziemlich sicher au de fall gsi isch.

[ritschi]

bis jetzt macht die season nid grad e guete idruck.

[h4xX0r]

nei nöd würklich

[Shadow]

lol, haters gonna hate. wird scho super!

[h4xX0r]

die letscht season isch scho wiit weg vo super gsi.

[h4xX0r]

recht geili folg, es gaht ap

[thaeye]

isch geil. d jessica isch wunderschön.

[ritschi]

mues glaub die ganz season no mal luege... ha bi keinere ep richtig ufpasst

[h4xX0r]

es gaht UHUERE ab SEHR GUET!

[ritschi]

tatsächlech.

rolf det wo die eint zersch singt i de bar und kitschig und so

[h4xX0r]

Die hategroup isch was vom beschte

[thaeye]

haha suepr gsi



er ischen, eine vo de beste chars im tv ever.

[thaeye]

Quelle

[h4xX0r]

krass die season isch glaubs sogar geiler als die erscht

[Moff]

ich fang bald a luege season 5, freu mi megen uf de edgington, würd total gern mal sin origin gseh

[Moff]

velicht babylon oder ägypte oder sonen krasse shit

[h4xX0r]

3000 jahr isch no alt.

[h4xX0r]

ich mach mal so en mongobalke ane obwohls keine isch.

The human man who would eventually be known as Russell Edgington was born approximately 850 years before the birth of Christ in the Carpathian Mountains into a Celtic community of Pagan Druids, who bestowed upon him a name meaning "Raven" in ancient Celtic.

As difficult as it is to learn concrete facts about Russell's human life, information on how he became a vampire is even more scarce. Suffice to say he was eventually "made" vampire at some point during the later years of his middle-age life, although both the circumstances surrounding this event, and the identity of his Maker are a completely unknown.

One of the few details Russell himself has provided of his early vampire years is that the legend of "Daywalking" existed when he himself was turned. ("I Smell a Rat")

After becoming a vampire Russell spent centuries traveling the globe, and was almost killed in Julius Caesar's Gallic Wars, before traveling to the Roman province of Judea, but was soon forced to flee, due to the Jewish uprising against the Romans.

As a Pagan, Russell possessed a deep love of nature, and believed strongly in the natural laws of the earth, and respect for the power of the elements. As such, he developed an intense disdain for the human race, which he regarded as innately destructive and disrespectful of the environment. In order to counter what he saw as man kind's "race to oblivion" Russell forged an allegiance with a pack of werewolves, providing them with his blood in exchange for their services as mercenaries. Beginning a shadow war against humanity which would last for millennium, Russell set his wolves against countless human civilizations; decimating the Aztec people, causing the fall of Constantinople, and eventually turning his attention to the Vikings of Sweden. ("Everything Is Broken")

"Don't be a hero, Viking!" ―Russell to Eric[src] Russell flees after murdering Eric's family.
Added by Jayden Matthews

Passing through a Viking community in the winter 900 AD Russell meets with the Viking King Ulfrik Northman, and requests the use of a few of Ulfrik's goats in order to feed his werewolf companions. Ulfrik refuses Russell, enraging the ancient vampire, who returns later that same night, ordering his wolves to butcher the Northman family for daring to deny him, and taking Ulfrik's crown as a trophy. Ulfrik's son, Eric was the sole survivor of the massacre, and although he fails to prevent Russell from fleeing he would dedicate his entire life to hunting down his families murderer

Added by Jayden Matthews

During the dying years of the Roman Empire Russell found himself in Byzantium, where he met the Greek Prince Talbot Angelis, with whom he fell deeply in love, eventually turning him when the latter was fatally wounded on the battlefield.

Over the centuries Russell has been acquainted with some of the most noted names in history, including William Shakespeare, who, apparently did not leave a favorable impression, as Russell would later describe him as "impetuous" and a thief who "stole spoons". ("9 Crimes")

At the height of World War II, Russell aligned himself with the Nazis, lending them the services of his still loyal werewolf pack in exchange for helping to put a "dent" in the human population. Russell was tracked to Ausberg, Germany by the now vampire Eric Northman, who was still seeking vengeance over the massacre of his family. Eric was aided in his quest by his own maker, Godric, and while the two were able to kill one of Russell's wolves their true target ultimately eluded them once again. ("Beautifully Broken")

During the years of prohibition Russell became involved in the rum trade, which soon took him to America, where he settled in Mississippi, adopting a local accent, along with the name "Russell Edgington", eventually becoming Vampire King of the State.

[ritschi]

würd total gern mal sin origin gseh

huere guet wärs

[Moff]

ich nimme a das isch us de novels, die zelled inzwüsche ja eh so guet wie nix meh.
mal luege öb da je was chunnt, han bis iets a allne rückblende vampir sache immer am meischte freud gha. bescht wär sie würd nur no us so züg bestah.

[ritschi]

rolf de schluss, er isch de best

[thaeye]

HAHAHA er isch so guet

so guet waener amigs voll is rotiere chunt und den sin germane akzent fürechunt. huere guet. er isch en supertyp. jetzt söll er vo mir uus all die fairies ussuuuge.

[ritschi]

agfange mit de sucky, sie nervt nur no.

[thaeye]

und ja er haet jesus troffe lol.